Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
