i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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