and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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