i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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