And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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