Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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