I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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