Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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