i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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