dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I think I sprained my soul last night
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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