sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We left the knife in your bed.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
