i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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