Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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