He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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