How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?