I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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