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Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
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I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?