is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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