I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
