YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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