have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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