When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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