Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
