I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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