she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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