What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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