Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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