There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize