My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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