i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I can't trust your balls anymore.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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