batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
is wine microwaveable?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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