420 ftw
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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