I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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