Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Someone came in the potted fern
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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