The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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