hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Where is the hickey?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
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I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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