Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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