We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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