Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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