Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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We have started to decorate penises.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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