Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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