My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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