It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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