I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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