Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
