It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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