ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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