I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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