you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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