Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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