I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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