dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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