i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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