This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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