Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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