Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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