dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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