I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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