i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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